Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Snowed in at Bozeman Airport I (Montana Taxi Driver Wisdom)

1. So, what you're saying is that Chinese and Japanese are different languages?

2.[Upon noticing that I've realized I can't get out of the cab because there are no door handles or locks in the back seat] I'll have to come around and let you out. *grumble* Recommissioned police vehicles...they do this so the convicts can't escape. It comes in handy sometimes. *wheeze*

3. Why would you want to leave Bozeman? Do you have kids or something?

4. Feel that fishtailing? I passed four wrecks on the way out to pick you up. Right up here, there'll be a wrecked jeep...see? Whoo! Feel that?

5. Maybe you should just stay here instead of heading out to the Rat Race [in Ithaca, NY]. You don't have kids, right?

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