Experiment 3

Step 1: Be inspired by the conflicts of daily life
Lotion man,
Stealin' mah lotion!
Again!
Lotion.

Step 2: Add personal expression
Fucking lotion man!
Stealin' mah fucking lotion!
Again!!
I mean, what the fuck?!
When will I ever learn?
Fucking lotion man!
I'd like to drown you in lotion
until you pickle.

Step 3: Timbaland remix
Budda budda budda budda budda budda lotion!
Budda budda budda budda budda budda man!
Lotion... lotion... budda budda lotion man!
Fuck!
Me!
Bump budda budda dah
budda budda slimey slimey slimey
Lotion man!
Lotion man!
Lotion man!
Budda budda budda pickle!

Step 4: Break it down
L
O
T
I
O
N
M
A
N

Step 5: Build it up
Lotion
Oily
Taking
I (as in me)
Only
Necessary, lotion pump, is it really, to touch mine?
Making
It
All
Nasty

Step 6:Make it all arty
Lotion, taking.
All of my, lotion
man, he is -
Lotion, gone.
He is not my
lotion
man.

Step 7: Free association
Fucking lotion man.
Kill destroy lotion Godzilla
Lotion man
Pink sweaty hairless vagina hands
Lotion man.

Step 8: Once more, with feeling
FUCK!
Lotion, lotion, pink lotion man.
FUUUUCK.
Touching my pump with his dead labial fingers.
FUCK!

Step 9: Formulate a plan of action
1. Contact Acme Products
2. Purchase large anvil.
3. Also purchase trip-wire, large box, medium-sized cannon.
4. Hire freelance coyote.
5. Set trap for lotion man.
6. Don't forget to use lotion for bait.
7. KILL THAT FUCKER!!! YEAH!!! Take that, lotion man!

Step 10: Literize it up a notch
Acme, Boethius, Coyote, Mythology, Bataille.
I will wreak Medean havoc
on that wine-dark moss-damp Mephistopheles
Kleist Kafka Benjamin
Lotion un-man!

Step 11: Synthesize into a gem of gem-like poetic clarity
Lotion man,
I will kill you.
Don't touch that pump,
you.