On the original poem - did I mention that I really like the original poem, not just for being funny, but for giving me a very intense and nearly hallucinatory clear sense of how your bath oil smells?
This is actually a good bath oil, if you can believe it. I'm deciding that I'd rather smell like lustful marshmallows than...many other things I can think of.
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Niiiiice.
This one actually make me guffaw.
It was actually more like a guffaw peaking into a squeak and then collapsing back into guffaw again.
But seriously, what would it smell like for two peppermint hard candies to have sex?
I mean, *think* about it.
Could peppermint candies have sex? Is that even physically possible?
A peppermint candy and a can of Italian tuna in olive oil. The tangy, penetrating smell of their sex.
I can actually imagine that, and I don't know if that makes me even more fucked up than I already knew I was.
On how two peppermint candies can have sex:
frottage.
Chafing. Uncomfortable chafing. And if you're a peppermint candy, the additional danger of bits of your body breaking off.
Twizzlers.
On the original poem - did I mention that I really like the original poem, not just for being funny, but for giving me a very intense and nearly hallucinatory clear sense of how your bath oil smells?
Thanks! It's true, incidentally. It's the closest I can come to capturing how this stuff smells.
Yes, but is this a good thing? Is this good bath oil, or a horrible, horrible mistake?
This is actually a good bath oil, if you can believe it. I'm deciding that I'd rather smell like lustful marshmallows than...many other things I can think of.
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