Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Bozeman: The Remixes

1. The History Department Remix

Under this great, dry sky, unlike in other places,
people get high and play poker.
On Tuesdays.


2. The DJ Jazzy Solopsist Remix

Under this great, dry sky, unlike in other places,
people realize their superfluity, except for
me. I'm important, goddamnit. I just got
business cards.


3. The I Need To Eat a Real Dinner Tomorrow Night Instead of Eating Doritos Again Remix

Under this great, dry sky, unlike in other places,
people eat bison cheeseburgers.


4. The Drunk on Insomnia Remix

Under this great, dry sky, unlike in other places,
people see odd shadows in the closet and
maybe need more coffee. What year was Ben Jonson born,
again? There are evil radishes in my closet.
Mommy!


5. The You're Getting an "F" For Participation, Mister Remix

Under this great, dry sky, unlike in other places,
people go skiing instead of coming to
my classes.

2 comments:

Sister Y said...

Win.

I like the people who get high and play poker on a Tuesday the best.

But the evil radishes are a close second.

Carla said...

:)
Come visit anytime. I'll try to keep the monsters in my closet placated with buffalo-meat nachos.