From Lady Yi to Lady Fong

My dear Lady Fong, how courteous of you
to lend me your newest junior husband
when you yourself have had him but a month!
However, I must return him to you untried.
Wherever did you find him - a stable?
Until now, I had thought those Hokusai prints
were caricatures! When I saw his member,
I thought, Lady Fong is even more of a filthy slut
than I had supposed! When you are pregnant,
you must be vigilant in case your child
falls out unexpectedly. I am glad we are not lovers;
even my entire arm would leave you unsatisfied.
Next time instead of borrowing one of my husbands,
why don't you borrow one of my oxen?
The ox probably wouldn't even notice the difference
between you and the heifers, except that you talk more.
Will I see you for tea on Wednesday?
We need a fourth for Tichu. Sincerely, Lady Yi